Once our remaining testers were able to access the main platform of the site, whatever was left of our hopes and dreams for a naughty nirvana were dashed to bits.
Instead of finding a platform welcoming of new users, we found one poised to deploy legions of fake profiles and chat-bots to lure unsuspecting horny men into paying for an upgraded membership.
Upon seeing wave after wave of incoming messages from supposed female members we read through NaughtyDate’s terms of service and sure enough – it revealed that it uses such practices for fluidity, marketing, and entertainment purposes. Call it what they may, the sad reality is that your inbox fills up not with the pleas of sex-starved local vixens waiting to devour your manliness in a fit of lust. No, no, no… those messages clogging up your inbox are solely there to get at your money.
Maybe you are a saintly soul and believe that even baiting sites such as NaughtyDate are capable of redemption. Maybe, just maybe, when YOU register the site will magically change its ways and you will actually hook up with a real naughty woman. To those of you who hold out for such a hope, remind us to offer you a great deal on some lunar real estate later. For now, here are the costs associated with a NaughtyDate membership.
– Features –
Honestly, it was difficult to properly gauge the functionality of NaughtyDate’s features because prior to upgrading all we could do was conduct basic searches. To our trained eye, we could tell that the results obtained from these searches consisted entirely of fabricated profiles. In our opinion, no matter how slick the interface looks, if the search results are all bogus, the whole thing is bogus.
After we hesitantly paid – solely for the benefit of you, our readers – the additional features of email, online chat, “safe” and “naughty” search modes all seemed vacuous. “Why?” you may ask. Because there is no real human being to talk to even after you pay. There are only chat-bots!
You’d figure that by offering free and open communication functionality to real women that NaughtyDate would be an estrogen-fest of horny ladies. Sadly, that is not the case. Women tend to have a more finely-tuned radar for BS sites such as NaughtyDate – they are able to avoid them more efficiently than horny men do.
NaughtyDate is geared toward helping you find local partners for no-strings-attached encounters. Since you’ve probably been burned by other sites offering similar promises, it would behoove you to read our NaughtyDate review. Will Ne? Or will it just be some shameless monstrosity designed to get you horny, take your money, and leave you to your own devices? Read our review and find out.
Naughtydate Review Results
Our experience with NaughtyDate was so pathetic, so abysmal, so putrid, that our reviewers are still scrubbing themselves with a wire brush to try and rid themselves of the stench.
– Pros and Cons –
- Aesthetically pleasing
- Hear that? (*crickets chirping) Ain’t no more pros around these here parts
- Mobile app for Android not on Google Play; requires third-party APK
- Registration module is buggy
- Full of fake profiles and chat-bots
- Few, if any, real women as members
When you see the word “ne of an online hookup site, you set your expectations pretty high. You won’t be satisfied with anything less than finding an open-minded partner for some casual, hot, and steamy night of delightfully perverted debauchery. At least that’s what crossed our mind when we first heard of NaughtyDate